How the game works.

You give the cards a date. Optionally a time, a place. From this, we calculate a real natal chart — sun, moon, ascendant, houses, aspects, the lot. It is, against all odds, astronomically correct.

We then write you a reading from your chart. A short description of who you actually are, in plain language, with no horoscope jargon and no advice. That reading is yours.

Alongside it we deal a few lures — readings written for charts that are not yours, dressed in the same length, the same vocabulary, the same tone of mild cosmic concern. You choose how many.

The cards are shuffled and laid face-down. You turn them over and guess which one was cast for you.

Can you do better than chance, and prove the existence of fate?

What we keep. Nothing. Your birthday and birthplace stay in your browser. The things we send to the language model are derived chart positions — planets, houses, aspects — not your raw input. We don’t store readings, we don’t track players, we don’t have accounts.

Best played at. Parties past the third drink. Second dates, never the first. Family dinners where someone needs to be wrong. Any moment improved by harmless misdirection.